Overview
The ultimate waste management solution. We collect your junk, haul it to the nearest event horizon of our certified disposal singularity, and toss it in. Once something crosses the event horizon, it is gone — forever. No returns, no receipts, no trace. We also handle the paperwork with whatever galactic authorities exist in your jurisdiction, so you don't have to.
What's Included
Certified singularity
Our disposal black hole is inspected monthly and fully Hawking-radiation compliant.
Event-horizon guarantee
Once the event horizon is crossed, the matter is provably gone. No reclamation, ever.
Interplanetary pickup
We come to you. Orbital gravity wells? Child's play.
Trace-free disposal
No returns, no receipts, no trace. Your junk becomes a physics footnote.
Packages
Bin Day
- Small loads
- Unicertified dump
- Cert of disposal
Industrial Drop
- Commercial loads
- Priority singularity
- Logistics included
Endless Void
- Anything, any time
- Your own mini-singularity
- Total erasure
Ready for a quote?
Our engineers will respond within one orbit. No obligation, no strings, no wormholes involved (yet).