Overview
The ultimate anti-aging treatment, courtesy of general relativity. Book a cozy cabin deep in the gravity well of a neutron star, spend a relaxing weekend while the universe outside ages normally, and return ten years younger relative to everyone who didn't come. The only spa where "you look great" is literally true.
What's Included
High-G suites
Sleep deep in the gravity well where time truly slows. Morning arrives a lifetime later.
Neutron-star day spas
A day near the surface is worth years elsewhere. Pack light, return old-friends.
Gyroscopic relaxation
Our physics-trained staff keep your local frame comfortable while the cosmos ages.
Relative-correct clocks
Each suite ships with a proper general-relativity-adjusted calendar.
Packages
Micro-Drop
- Orbit-of-Mercury suite
- 1 day = 1 month
- Spa basics
Neutron Weekend
- High-G suite
- 1 weekend = 10 years
- Full amenities
- Photo with clock
Event Horizon Eve
- Deep gravity well
- Years per afternoon
- Last-ever message
Ready for a quote?
Our engineers will respond within one orbit. No obligation, no strings, no wormholes involved (yet).